Buzztown Fire Chief Kevin
Named by Tom Merritt, Buzztown Fire Chief Kevin has been inservice since May 2005.
First appearing to the BOL staff when Veronica really wasn't allowed to talk, Buzztown Fire Chief Kevin has since commented on several fire/rescue/emergency services safety topics including his famous rant regarding OnStar.
And yes, who couldn't forget about the contest of "How many times will the word "iPhone" be used on openning distribution day's BOL episode. Note: I lost. Dammit.
Emailed, Called in, and talked about in multiple episodes over the course of years, Fire Chief Kevin appears to be a pretty decent expert when the tech world meets emergency services.
In an emergency: Stop internetting/typing and call 9-1-1